The Return of Ass Face
An old friend contacts Julie online, trying to lure her with the promise of candy.
Steampunk Case Mod?
Jess is dreaming about a Steampunk compy box while kneeling before the alters of Jake von Slatt and Datamancer.
My Weapon of Choice.
Screw Ghostbusters. When there’s something strange in my neighborhood, I call on Ms. Lestrange.
And Now, a Quick Interjection by Jess' Mom
We went over to Jess’ mother’s house a week or so ago. She had just woken up from a nap and was very groggy. We asked her to do something involving computers and she asked what documents were. I looked away as Jess freaked out a little and chastised her mom gently. Then, Jess’ mom pulled out a gem of a phrase:
“Well don’t ask me. I’m just a Joi.”
Immediately we all laughed, Jess’ mom clapped her hands together and we got down to business.
I said I was immortal. I never said I was invulnerable.
A short list of why Jess should be dead but, surprisingly, is not.
The Day My Ovaries Shriveled and Died
Learn why Julie vowed at an early age that she will never have children.
