This is a thing

While it’s kind of a cop-out, this entry is going to be about someone Jess and I are currently into. People who have observed me at a party, read this blog, or have heard me speak for more than five minutes know there is a special place in my heart for brown dudes. Maybe it was his dashing good looks that first drew me in, but trust me, you’re about to fall in love with Mr. Aziz Ansari:

via papermag.com

Look at that sexy motherfux. My brother recently came home to the Meadowlark from the backwards state of Ohio with a copy of Mr. Ansari’s album Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening. And it blew my fucking mind. I loved every joke. I have not laughed so hard since Mitch Hedberg, a man who’s death I cried over. In the middle of an interview for admission at a Catholic university. While muttering “Fuck the pope, this is so much worse.” Needless to say, I did not get the scholarship.

But that is how awesome Aziz Ansari is: totally worthy of your tears should he kick the bucket unexpectedly.

Fatties still love him, do not worry

You may recognize Ansari as the fruit merchant on Flight of the Conchords. Or Tom Haverford on beloved NBC show Parks and Recreation. Or as Raaaaaaaandy from Funny People. Or the laziest intern ever on Scrubs. Or his show Human Giant.  Basically any fantastic show you’ve seen, he’s involved in it.

So what else is great about him besides the fact that he’s immensely attractive and manly? Why should you get into Aziz Ansari? Like you, he torments the people he loves. Like you, he thinks kids on MTV are way worse than child murderers. Like you, he has an alter ego who says the most ridiculous, slutty, boner-obsessed things.

Oh, and he has a website:

http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/

Also, Human Giant is amazing:

You ARE HOME.

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