Category Archive
The following is a list of all entries from the Jess’s mom category.
This is so, so stupid.
Julie and Jess have placed their sights on a stupid meme. Jess was tasked with taking it to the mat since she’s full of more rage in general.
Dear Rosetta Stone: My momma agrees.
Learning Elvish may help Jess’s momma beat cancer. Would you take that from her, Rosetta Stone?
And Now, a Quick Interjection by Jess' Mom
We went over to Jess’ mother’s house a week or so ago. She had just woken up from a nap and was very groggy. We asked her to do something involving computers and she asked what documents were. I looked away as Jess freaked out a little and chastised her mom gently. Then, Jess’ mom pulled out a gem of a phrase:
“Well don’t ask me. I’m just a Joi.”
Immediately we all laughed, Jess’ mom clapped her hands together and we got down to business.
I said I was immortal. I never said I was invulnerable.
A short list of why Jess should be dead but, surprisingly, is not.
