Category Archive
The following is a list of all entries from the Uncategorized category.
Not The Baby-Hatch!!!
We love the hatchback. But the hatchback has had a rough couple of days. Feel our pain.
Drunken Update
While at a family friend party tonight Jess and I got a lil’ drunk, held hands, danced and sang “Eight Days a Week” to each other. A random man, who I can only remember that I had seen him at other parties and he had dimples, asked if we were sisters because we have similar expressions. While I know this man knows my actual sister, I could not speak at the moment, having lost most motor skills. Jess spoke for me as I nodded emphatically, “No, we’re partners.”
Half a second rolled by before I started giggling all over myself as Jess shouted “Writing partners!! We are partners in writing! Not cunnilingus! Writing!”
We promise, dear reader, not to go back and edit our drunken updates.
Hearts and stars, Julie and Jess
A Ray of Sunshine for Minimum Wagers
Jess and Julie degrade a bag boy. But it was an act of love. Love for chocolate.
Hey, hey.
Our friend is a musician, and he’s pretty swell. He’s playing a show on the interwebs right now. Go to http://scottcolesby.com/fr_index.cfm. You won’t be sorry. You should also read his bio because it was written by this lady.
-Jess
The Second All Nighter (The Ballad of Julie Is A Fuck Up)
Julie goes and does it again… Another All Nighter
