The Cardigan Collective


Category Archive

The following is a list of all entries from the Whores we have observed category.

Why Sex and the City Sucks

Julie and Jess tried to write a feminist critique on their generation, but found that much of what they detested linked back to Sex and the City. To get their immense anger off their chest, they wrote down exactly what they hate about each character.

WARNING: Because Jess and Julie were agitated, this entry contains a heavy amount of swearing. Any parents should think really hard before they proceed. We warned you, mama.


Julie Becomes One of THOSE kids

Julie created a formspring. If you don’t know what that is, prepare to respect her less.


This is so, so stupid.

Julie and Jess have placed their sights on a stupid meme. Jess was tasked with taking it to the mat since she’s full of more rage in general.


The Ovarian Vigil

Julie is crap during an emergency.


Stick a rose up your ass and fuck me silly.

James Joyce: you lecherous old fool.


I'm ready now.

Jess is finally ready to hop on her soap box. Her target: the film adaptation of New Moon.


Our gift to you, Rich.

Our birthday gift: a retelling of our best trip to White Castle.