This is so, so stupid.

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Julie and Jess have placed their sights on a stupid meme. Jess was tasked with taking it to the mat since she’s full of more rage in general.

Filed in Jess's mom,Julie's mom,Whores we have observed and tagged bra color, cockteasing, Facebook, memes, Protect the titties 6 months, 3 weeks ago

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We're putting you all on notice.

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We’ve got big plans and basic ideas.

Filed in Uncategorized and tagged bar crawl, guest writers, no more sloth, plans, Rosetta Stone, steampunk compy 6 months, 3 weeks ago

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The Ovarian Vigil

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Julie is crap during an emergency.

Filed in Julie's shame,Times I was an asshole,Whores we have observed 6 months, 3 weeks ago

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Touchy, touchy

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The second adventure of the bad habits that Jess suffers from.

Filed in Jess's shame,Jess's mom,Times I was an asshole,Uncategorized 6 months, 3 weeks ago

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Booze Lords Victorious

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The girls are working on making watching Dr. Who into a party game.

Filed in IM Messages,Jess's shame,Julie's shame,Text/IM Messages,Times I was an asshole and tagged AIM conversations, cartoon life, Dr. Who, drunken debauchery, Harry Potter, immortality, Poor decision making skills, Scary white men, stretches in logic, White Castle 6 months, 3 weeks ago

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Dear Rosetta Stone: a New Year treat

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The new decade needs Rosetta Stone: Elvish. Don’t tell me it doesn’t because you would be a liar.

Filed in Holiday Specials,Nerdiness and tagged Elvish, Rosetta Stone, Shameless begging, Snoopy 7 months ago

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Hey, hey.

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Our friend is a musician, and he’s pretty swell. He’s playing a show on the interwebs right now. Go to http://scottcolesby.com/fr_index.cfm. You won’t be sorry. You should also read his bio because it was written by this lady.

-Jess

Filed in Uncategorized and tagged Scott Colesby 7 months ago

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Christmas Recap

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Jess provides a recap of Christmases past.

Filed in Holiday Specials and tagged can you believe this cunt, cartoon life, Com Ed, Denny's, Jess's mom, Nicor, parties, Poor decision making skills, tamales, the hatchback, White Castle 7 months, 1 week ago

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The Girls Went to a Wedding

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Oh, what a wonderful wedding it was.

Filed in Holiday Specials,Jess's shame,Times I was an asshole,Uncategorized and tagged awesome times, dancing, love fest, Wedding 7 months, 1 week ago

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The Second All Nighter (The Ballad of Julie Is A Fuck Up)

Comments (4)

Julie goes and does it again… Another All Nighter

Filed in Uncategorized 7 months, 2 weeks ago

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