Day 2 of live blogging Twilight Princess.
A running status log on Jess and the Internet’s adventure to save the good folks of Hyrule from the evil Twilight. No, not that Twilight.
Jess has fallen into a Zelda hole again.
This is how we live our lives.
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AIM conversations,
can you believe this cunt,
cartoon life,
decision making,
Four Second Rule,
Poor decision making skills,
Scary white men,
text message fun,
the hatchback,
thesaurus 7 months, 4 weeks ago
James Joyce: you lecherous old fool.
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James Joyce,
Julie is a bitch,
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Scary white men,
scat,
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wine drunk 7 months, 4 weeks ago
A little insight in to why Jess is the way she is.
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Jess's grandma,
Jess's mom,
meat tenderizer,
steel mallet,
stretches in logic 8 months ago
Jess is finally ready to hop on her soap box. Her target: the film adaptation of New Moon.
Julie pulls an all nighter for her Women and the Russian Revolution class and goes insane.
This is the coolest thing Jess has seen in the last day or so.
Fond memories of Thanksgiving at the Meadowlark.
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Thanksgiving,
vomit 8 months, 1 week ago
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