There is something wrong with my brother.
Learning Elvish may help Jess’s momma beat cancer. Would you take that from her, Rosetta Stone?
The girls extend a very special birthday wish to the Internet.
We’re just talking ’bout roast beefs, roast beefs.
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we're fucking hungry 8 months, 1 week ago
Rabbits aren’t so much pets as they are roommates that you have to keep alive.
Jess’s momma is terrified of Billy Mays.
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Scary white men 8 months, 2 weeks ago
Jess has begun a letter writing campaign to the developers of Rosetta Stone. Read on to see her purpose.
Jess takes a moment to idolize Lovelace and Babbage.
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Julie and Jess summarize an awful series.
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Twilight 8 months, 2 weeks ago
We have big tattoo plans, but nobody seems to love them as much as we do.
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Jane Eyre,
Deathly Hallows 8 months, 3 weeks ago
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