Have you ever heard a death rattle before?

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Jess’s immortality is in jeopardy and it all comes down to mold.

Filed in Irrational Fears and tagged Chinese food, immortality, Jess is dying, laziness, mold 9 months, 1 week ago

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The Day My Ovaries Shriveled and Died

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Learn why Julie vowed at an early age that she will never have children.

Filed in Irrational Fears and tagged Babysitting, Dago, Harley Davidson, Harry Potter, piss pools, Shriveled Ovaries, Topless Motorcycle Women 9 months, 1 week ago

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Stone Cold Fox

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We have a crush on Shacklebolt.

Filed in Text Messages,Text/IM Messages and tagged bones, cheesecake, gaming indecision, Harry Potter, new domain name, Shacklebolt is hot, text message fun 9 months, 1 week ago

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These are things you will come to know

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Jess’s mom cannot bake anything but lasagnas.

Filed in Jess's mom and tagged fail cookies, Jess's mom 9 months, 1 week ago

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Laziness hath been bested

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General musings on Tudors night.

Filed in Irrational Fears and tagged Eye Patch, Scary white men, The Tudors 9 months, 1 week ago

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